Time Waster of the Day

I always have those moments, you know the one where you are party to an intense conversation, find yourself stammering and tongue-tied and as soon as you walk away you think Aha! that's what I should have said! and continue the conversation to an imaginary resolution where you sound sharp, eloquent and always right.
And now, to spice up those imaginary conversations (and possibly some saucy emails), we have the Shakespeare Insults Generator.
Imagine how clever you'll sound! Those pribbling bugbears will never know what hit 'em...

Nice!

Where was this when i was pregnant?

Runpee

Lets you know beforehand what parts of a movie you can afford to miss if you need a bathroom break! Because nobody likes to sit through a movie spending 94 minutes going god, i hope they hook up soon so i can go pee! Or hurry up and diffuse the bomb, so I can go pee!